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Kusuka ® Humor : Indon, Bangla And Malaysian

Indon, Bangla & Malaysian

 

An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

 

He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

 

The Bangladeshi obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

 

He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

 

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

 

He says "In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."



Brilliant Spelling !

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY :
When you rearrange the letters :
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN :
When you rearrange the letters :
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER :
When you rearrange the letters :
MOON STARER


DESPERATION :
When you rearrange the letters :
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters :
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH :
When you rearrange the letters :
HE BUGS GORE


GAUTENG :
When you rearrange the letters :
GET A GUN


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters :
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES :
When you rearrange the letters :
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY :
When you rearrange the letters :
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters :
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters :
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters :
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters :
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letter :
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE :

 
MOTHER-IN-LAW :
When you rearrange the letters :
WOMAN HITLER


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Kusuka ® The Eagle

The story of the eagle…

 

The eagle

The eagle has the longest life-span of its' species

The eagle

It can live up to 70 years.

But to reach this age, the  eagle must make a hard decision.

In its' 40's

The eagle

Its' long and flexible talons can no longer grab prey which serves as food

The eagle

Its' long and sharp beak becomes bent

The ole eagle

Its' old-aged and heavy wings,

due to their thick feathers,

become stuck to its' chest and make it difficult to fly

The eagle

Then,  the eagle is left with only two options:

die or go through a painful process of change which lasts 150 days.

The eagle

The process requires that the eagle fly to a mountain top and sit on its' nest

The eagle

There the eagle knocks its' beak against a rock until it plucks it out.

After plucking it out,
the eagle will wait for a new beak to grow back

and then it will pluck out its' talons

The eagle

When its' new talons grow back, the eagle starts plucking its' old-aged feathers

The eagle

And after five months, the eagle takes its' famous flight of rebirth and lives for ...
30 more years

Kusuka ® Piping Work In Sabah

Piping Work In Sabah And Found  ...

Kusuka ® Sony Ericson

The phone will be out in mid Feb 2007, it comes with 2 GB Hard disk 3.2 Mega pixels and it also has radio in it.

Kusuka ® Wife Vs Husband

WIFE VS HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" 

"Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."

  

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,

That it indeed says.... "HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. Really !.

Kusuka ® Be Aware Of This Insect

Be aware of this insect

Have you come across this insect ?

Please be very careful with this particular insect. It seems to be attacking quite a number of people these days. It is quite  poisonous too.

- Consult a doctor immediately as if not the infection will spread  very fast.

- If you touch the wound, you must quickly wash your hands or else  it will spread to the next place you touch. - This insect does not sting or bite. It is its urine that is extremely acidic which causes the infection.

There is a big scar on his hand. When he went to see a doctor,  that articular doctor too had a scar and it was also caused by  this same insect. This also came out in the Chinese newspaper. For those of you who have children please ask them to  be careful and tell them about this so that they are aware of  this insect.

Kusuka ® Rajini Craze In Japan

Kusuka ® Spot The Differences

Spot the differences

Image A

Image B

Scroll down for the answers. But try first.

Answers :

    *
      A5:
       The 'SOUTHBOUND' sign now says 'SKATEBOARD.'
    *
      B5:
       The blue umbrella has lost a 'T.'
    *
      C2:
       Have you tried Ray's Pita?
    *
      C4:
       Sure, the traffic's crazy here, but a lighthouse seems a bit much.
    *
      D6:
       Wow, that's a big stack of pretzels.
    *
      E3:
       The taxi has a new blue racing stripe.

Kusuka ® Hajji 1953

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